SPRAY THE CYBER

Don't stress anymore, just spray!

Have you ever had to wake up some bored board members after your update?

Discover our convincing cyber products below, which will not AT ALL contribute to a safer online environment!

What are the benefits of using Spraycyber(tm) Spray?

To be honest, none. But if you believe in this amazing product, like us, still none.

Benefits are overrated anyhow.

Are there risks involved in using Spraycyber(tm) Spray?

Definitely.

  • The boardroom table might have permanent damage after use
  • It stinks
  • You could get hurt, either from the spray itself or from a fight with an angry board member.

But, why would I but it then?

Well, because you make a statement. And also because:

  • You get to spray stuff like a kid
  • You can get paid holidays if they think you're coocoo
  • No tiger will ever jump you anymore

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Buyers before you!