Random Spray

Random Spray
€15.00

Surprise, surprise, B*tch*s! Let our pigeon Jeanne-Paul pick whatever freacking colour he wants based on the grumpiness of our team.

 

 

 

How to use SprayCyber Spray(™) in 4+2 easy steps:

  1. Raise your hands in the air in total despair, then shake your head
  2. Grab a SprayCyber Spray(™) can in the needed colour to visually explain your point
  3. Pop the cap of the can and aggressively spray your vision on the board room table
  4. Explain your point
  5. Cry out the activation quote: DO YOU GET IT NOW???
  6. Profit (or get fired, up to you)

 

Ingredients
  • 60% cyber bullshit
  • 5% holistic water
  • 9% web3 / crypto / whatever
  • 11% Artificial Intelligence
  • 8% hate
  • 2% investor hair
  • 0.5% club mate
  • 4% marketing
  • 0.5% paying customer sweat (yes we recycle)
  • 100% community love

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