Red Spray

Red Spray
€10.00

Fear no more!! Your solution to visualise your cyber security DANGER ZONE is here: Red SprayCyber Spray(™)! With this cheap and easy to use tool you can make them understand. You can get a 3D visual of all their cyber challenges with just a couple of sprays of our amazing Red SprayCyber Spray(™) product! Right on their…

How to use SprayCyber Spray(™) in 4+2 easy steps:

  1. Raise your hands in the air in total despair, then shake your head
  2. Grab a SprayCyber Spray(™) can in the needed colour to visually explain your point
  3. Pop the cap of the can and aggressively spray your vision on the board room table
  4. Explain your point
  5. Cry out the activation quote: DO YOU GET IT NOW???
  6. Profit (or get fired, up to you)



Ingredients
  • 60% cyber bullshit
  • 5% holistic water
  • 9% web3 / crypto / whatever
  • 11% Artificial Intelligence
  • 8% hate
  • 2% investor hair
  • 0.5% club mate
  • 4% marketing
  • 0.5% paying customer sweat (yes we recycle)
  • 100% community love